Belly to Belly: Planning a baby shower that doesn’t suck.

With Jed out of school this week and an influx of freelance work (yay!) it’s been tougher for me to make time to post. So, again, I bring you a re-post from my Blogs of Yore. I wrote this one about three years ago when I was planning a baby shower for my other most favorite Emily.

Throwing a shower for a friend? Or perhaps someone near and dear is throwing one for you? You have an idea of what you want, but don’t want to step on toes. (After all, she’s nice enough to throw the shower, right?) How about oh-so-subtly sharing this post with your friends on Facebook with a “Read this! So clever!” note. She’ll take the hint:)

Can't find a pic from the shower I threw for Emily, but she in turn threw me a shower six months later (which also didn't suck).

My mom and I are throwing a baby shower for a close, second-sister friend (you know, the friend who you bought that BFF broken heart necklace with at the mall in middle school). It’s on Saturday and I’m determined to make it a shower that I would actually enjoy attending. Next to having your fat circled with a magic marker as a sorority “new member”, I can’t imagine anything more painful than your friends using measuring tape to guess how large you are around the middle. No games of any kind, thank you very much.

I was excited about putting together a baby shower playlist for background music and burning it to CDs as favors, until I had this conversation with the shower honoree while home for Thanksgiving.

Me: Don’t worry, Friend. We aren’t doing any tacky shower stuff, I promise.

Friend: Oh good. Because for your sister’s shower, they made me make this CD of songs with the word “baby” in it. I didn’t want to, but they made me, and it was so tacky. And then they didn’t even use it… thank God.

Ummm. Uhhhh. Okay then.

At first I was going to completely back off, but then I remembered that I’m the hostess, and who am I to deprive our guests of my superior mix-tape making skills? I stayed up late into the night on iTunes to put this “Mother of All Baby Shower Playlists” together for the cool, urban, hipster mom-to-be:

“Mother and Child Reunion” – Paul Simon

“Stay Up Late” – Talking Heads

“Baby Please Don’t Go” – Van Morrison

“Baby” – Rufus Wainwright

“Baby’s Got Sauce” – G. Love & Special Sauce

“I Can’t Quite You Baby” – Led Zeppelin

“Baby” – Iggy Pop

“Jack” – Widespread Panic (she’s naming her son Jack)

“Cry Baby Cry” – The Beatles

“Baby Boomerang” – The Shins

“Kooks” – David Bowie

“Little Baby” – The Rolling Stones

“Baby Hold On” – Leftover Salmon

“Put A Straw Under Baby” – Brian Eno

“My Baby” – Janis Joplin

“Baby” – Dave Matthews

It was actually easier to find beautiful songs about abortion than birth, but even I realize that “Belly Button Window” by Jimi Hendrix and Bend Folds’ “Brick” would be in poor taste. My playlist might not resonate with the baby boomer partygoers, but my too-cool-for-baby-songs friend will appreciate it.

Then there was the issue of party favors. I don’t have time to burn 25 copies of this CD and create cute labels. And everything online needed to be ordered 4-6 weeks ago. When I Googled “last-minute baby shower favors,” the only articles that popped up said things like “don’t leave the baby shower favors until the last minute.” Um, yeah, thanks. I also didn’t want to spend a fortune on something that’s going to get thrown away… and they all get thrown away.

After days of online obsessing, I took the philanthropic route. My  first instinct was to find a baby-related charity, but as I researched, The Louisville Zoo continued to pop up as one of the highest rated non-profits. The shower’s in Louisville, KY, where we grew up, so after investigating further on the zoo’s website, I decided to adopt Baby Elephant Scotty in the mom-to-be’s name in lieu of favors. My friend will get an adoption certificate, her name on the website, and a picture/info card of Scotty. I ask you, how cute is that?

What are your tips for planning a shower that doesn’t suck?

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