20 Thousand Questions: The Real Kids’ Travel Game

You’ve gotta love the curious minds of kindergartners. But the questions, my God, the fucking questions. Kids are so cute. They’re so precocious. Until you’re stuck in the car with one for 8 hours and sticking to your guns with your “I didn’t have an iPad when I was your age, I just looked out the window” crap.

Jed’s questions go from smart and philosophical:

  • What’s the goverment?
  • What does it mean to judge?

To strange and downright disturbing:

  • Do raccoons lose teeth and if they do, does the tooth fairy visit them?
  • Why is it illegal to dig up dead bodies?

It’s like having Carlton Blanchard (Wings) buckled up in your backseat:

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“Why do they call them handcuffs if you wear them on your wrists?”

“If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, what do you suppose a doorknob would feel like?”

“If they were to carpet the state of Florida, how long would it take to vacuum it?”

“If dogs don’t sweat, then what are their armpits for???”

“Geez Louise, for the love of Mike, for Pete’s sake; Who are these people?

I’ve tried the “answering his question with a question” tactic when I don’t know how else to respond: “I don’t know Jed, do you think the tooth fairy visits raccoons?”

But some things you can’t leave to chance.

Me: “Digging up dead bodies is wrong, Jed. It’s just wrong.”

Jed: “But why?”

Me: “It just is. Doesn’t it just seem wrong to you?”

Jed: “Um, well –”

Me: “Yes! The answer is ‘yes!'”

What are some of the most shocking questions your kids have asked you? Have you been stumped or simply stunned?

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Move over cheese. Say Moo!

This past weekend, our immediate family met in the middle (between the mountains and Charlotte) in Greenville, SC, to celebrate Jed’s third birthday. I cannot recommend a better family-friendly day trip than the Greenville Zoo. While we were in Greenville, we went to their Whole Foods. I’m spoiled forever knowing what a full-blown Whole Foods holds in comparison to its Asheville counterpart: a chowder station, barbeque station, cheese wheels that could fit on monster trucks. I was in yuppy foodie heaven.

Like our half of a Whole Foods here in Asheville (I’m really not knocking Greenlife, they rule), piles of pumpkins were displayed just begging for a photo op. I sat there like an idiot with my iPhone, begging Jed to look up at me for one adorable “pumpkin patch” pic. Another mother was beside me attempting the same, but with a lot more success. All of the sudden, I heard her moo over my shoulder and sure enough, her daughter had perked up, and so did Jed:

Now I have a rule about not inundating the Internet with pictures of my son–his online presence and identity should be his choice when he’s old enough, but I just can’t help myself. (Please resist the temptation to take this cutie viral.)

I moo’ed our way through the zoo, competing with the leopards and gibbons, and it worked like a charm! I’m trying to be careful not to overdo the moo. Once it becomes as desensitized as cheese, I’ll have to come up with something else.

What are your kid pic tricks?

 

My Soul is on Staycation

I imagine my soul sipping (while searching) on this fruity mason jar cocktail. Source: The Arugula Files.

She has been in an indulgent, introspective limbo for the past couple of weeks, but Lindsey Living will resume on Monday (not at all a coincidence the same day Jed starts up camp again).

 

Almost Wordless Wednesday

Back from Panama! It was an uh-MAZE-ing trip, but I was up for practically two days straight after a grueling travel schedule home, so I leave you with one of my favorite pics as an optical amuse-bouche of more to come. Bonus points if you can come up with a caption! Enjoy:)

 

Packing for Panama: Preparing for Rainforest vs. the Beach

Happy Mother’s Day everyone! For me, brunch on the couch is the new breakfast in bed (that happens when you get to sleep in until 10:30!), but we’re not going all out today because we have enough to look forward to this week because….(drumroll)… we leave for Panama in two days!

Pilferers and squatters need not attempt to track down our home. It will be occupied in our absence, and of course there’s the moat with the alligator that we keep just hungry enough.

So now I’m doing something that before child I’d always saved until the morning of, even the hour of departure… packing. Packing for Panama is not like packing for any beach. It’s a rainforest climate, which means SERIOUS humidity. You think we have it here in the South? Well, my friend who lives down there says she tries not to spend more than $10 on a dress, because unfortunately they don’t last very long down there. Everything is wet all the time. So with that in mind, she recommended swimsuits, quick-drying, moisture-wicking clothes, and well, that’s about it!

We’re staying at an amazing eco resort called Casa Cayuco, which is (at post time) the number two spot on TripAdvisor’s list of B&Bs and Inns on Panama’s Isla Bastimentos.

So packing clothing was a no-brainer:

  • 3 swim suits (two-pieces that I can mix and match)
  • 1 gauzy sundress
  • 1 gauzy, hangy tank top
  • 1 quick-dry skirt
  • 1 moisture-wicking short-sleeve shirt with UV protection
  • 1 moisture-wicking, quick dry hoodie with UV protection
  • 1 pair of running shorts (more for lounging or hiking than running, but they’re that quick-dry material)
  • 1 rain jacket (essential!)
  • 1 pair of thin cropped PJ pants
  • 1 cotton tank to sleep in (no quick-dry PJs in my arsenal)
  • 1 cute, short nightie (this is our first trip as a couple without Jed since he was born!)
  • 1 pair of flip flops
  • 1 pair of Chacos for hiking, more active endeavors

And it all fits into half the space of my LeSportsac Weekender duffel:

Mine’s a paisley pattern from several years back that you can’t find online anymore, but I love this fun owl print! These suckers are super durable and hold EVERYTHING. And mine’s complied with every airline’s carry-on rules so far.

Now the question is, will my skin and sun care regimen fit into the other half of my duffel? My skin is riddled with “beauty marks” that range from pre-pre-cancerous to pre-cancerous, so I am extra careful in the sun. So besides my straw fedora, which I think I can pull off (no matter what Dave says), I also bought a slew of different products to take down there. My friend Sue swears by coconut oil for a lot of uses, and I’m excited to try out any natural, local alternative to what I bring, but we are at least a 45 minute boat ride to any store, so I need to come prepared.

Skin Care and Sun Care for Panama

Avon beauty product
$7.99 – avon.com. I’m not a huge Avon person, but when it comes to bug spray, their SkinSoSoft is my first stop. And this one has SPF 30. Win, win!

Baby Bee SPF 30 Suncreen Stick – NEW- Burt’s Bees
$10 – burtsbees.com. I have sensitive skin, so when it comes to my face I use baby products. If it’s sensitive enough for baby, it’s gentle enough for me.

Buy Natrapel 8-Hour Deet Free Insect Repellent & More | drugstore.com
$4.99 – drugstore.com. Found this at Amazing Savings, picked it up as a back-up. If you’re not from Asheville, then you don’t know how amazing the savings truly are:)

Lip care SPF 25 – Sun Protection – Lip
$2.99 – albabotanica.com. Once on a Bahamas boat trip I forgot my SPF lip balm for one day and looked like Mick Jagger for the next four. Never again.

All Natural Spray On Oil Sun Screen Spf 30 from Kiss My Face
$13 – kissmyface.com. Another Amazing purchase. Skeptical about using oil, but it is SPF 30, so we shall see.
My sister knows me too well and bought me the Ahava after sun lotion for my birthday. I fell in love with their stuff when I visited the Dead Sea in Israel back in high school. My skin will love it after a day in the sun, burned or not.
Travel shampoo, conditioner and shave lotion were purchased based on what was available at Whole Foods in travel size (my hair Phyto regime is not travel-friendly). I don’t dislike Kiss My Face by any means (this is what I have for our guests at my house), but if you were to look at my packing list, you’d think I was obsessed!
I don’t know if I’ll post much of anything… at all… this week while I’m gone. If I’m proactive enough, I’ll put one in the works to be scheduled out, or post a few gorgeous pics of us swimming with the dolphins or something to make you jealous:)
This is definitely the most far-out, remote, tropical locale I’ll have traveled to. What’s yours? 

Shopping in Athens, GA

This past weekend, we went to Athens, GA, for a good friend’s wedding (a gorgeous rustic chic wedding that I will post pics from later this week!). I love traveling to weddings when I’m not in them. While Dave was off for a five-hour photo session with the rest of the wedding party Saturday afternoon, I got to eat, drink and shop my way through downtown Athens with a couple of my Charlotte girlfriends.

Both of my friends struck gold at this cute boutique called Pitaya, which apparently has locations all over the country, but this was the first one I’d been to. Great value pieces. Very affordable but not cheapy, on trend yet age-appropriate for the 30-something set. And all of their Pitaya label clothes are made in the USA. Margaret bought this dress for only $36!

It looks super cute paired with tall brown leather boots (think Frye) or belted with leggings.

My purchase was from one of the Athens locals’ favorite stores, Helix. And after going there twice (once on Friday for a birthday gift and again on Saturday for a “me” gift) I can see why. A something-for-everyone “Oh my God, come look at this!” gift store, I just wish I would’ve had the time and money to knock out my holiday shopping right then and there. I never buy jewelry for myself, but I’ve been admiring foundling from afar ever since I featured them in a style story I wrote a couple of years back. Made in Asheville (where I live) and I bought them in Athens. Go figure:)

Frances Posts: Made from recycled sterling silver, paper, resin, vintage fabric.

I love that I can wear these everyday. And they just made me smile.

Like I said, I never treat myself to jewelry, but I also have a shopping rule: If I fall in love with something that I don’t need or wasn’t planning on purchasing, I sit on it for a day. If I’m still thinking about it the next day (and really, have been thinking about it ever since) it was meant to be.

Do you have any shopping rules or guidelines to keep you in check?